Monday, September 12, 2005

The REAL Reason Lil Shawny Went To New Orleans?

Why, to get the buzz going over his wife's new movie. Was bugging me...why is he there, ya know? Couldn't find any indications that a movie of his was being released, and sweet christ on a crutch, finding out the latest lame ass indie flick his wife is working on is impossible unless you check and double check the latest porn releases, but was checking out the NY Daily Snooze and lo and behold:


New York Daily News - Home - Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Penn's wife goes on the warpath

TORONTO - For jaded journalists who ridiculed Sean Penn's rescue mission last week in New Orleans, his wife has a salty message.

"To them, I say 'F--k you!'" Robin Wright Penn told me yesterday at the Toronto International Film Festival, where she was hawking a very peculiar indie movie, "Sorry, Haters," in which she stars as a deranged but beautiful rap video channel employee who's seeking post-9/11 vengeance against a Syrian taxi driver.

"I think it's f-----g pathetic to be belittling him," Wright Penn raged - a blond, blue-eyed lioness protecting her mate.

The 39-year-old actress was responding to news accounts of her husband's trip - to help children stranded by Hurricane Katrina - that said his boat sprang a leak and began sinking under the weight of his huge celebrity entourage (including pop historian Douglas Brinkley), and that the motor wouldn't start and regular citizens taunted him.

"Do we have to go to the bowels of infantile behavior?" she demanded. "Here people are dying, and if it wasn't Sean Penn going crazy watching CNN and saying, 'I have to do something' - but instead it was 'Joe Smith from Morgan City' - then those people would be thanking him, not attacking him."

Translation to all of the above: Fuck all you dickweeds, I just made this shitass nobody-in-their-right-fucking-mind-would see-it indie, and the fucking press went WILD when they saw Shawny The Sailorman pull up, and THAT's BUZZ baby!

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