Monday, June 12, 2006

Abu Ham-Slammer...

...Or some other nonsense 7th century monicker, is who the terrorists have named as successor to Crazy Al.

al-Qaida in Iraq Names New Leader
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Al-Qaida in Iraq named a successor Monday to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and said he would stick to the slain leader's path - attacks on Shiites as well as on U.S. and Iraqi forces. The new leader, identified by the nom de guerre Abu Hamza al-Muhajer in a statement posted on the Web,...

Now all he need do is make really stupid videos of himself running with scissors or some other dangerous thing, and await his REAL guarantee from the heavens.

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