Saturday, June 17, 2006

Ah, They Must Have Been Listening...


Yes, the Box O' Truth guys are back at it. This time "testing" mouse guns to determine if they might be of service if one were attacked by water jugs covered in old dungaree pants.

And uhhuh, the old fat guy STILL cannot spell Hydra-Shok, and while this isn't anywhere near as bad as continuing to use these awful bullets, it bespeaks volumes about his lack of anything resembling attention to detail. And let's not forget that beginning ANY discussion of what goes on in the real world by quoting Clint Smith is akin to including parentheticals avowing BULLSHIT TO FOLLOW.

On to the scam. *

Small weapons ranging from .22's to snub-38's resulted in disappointing penetration and expansion, as one would imagine since they won't use modern munitions, but wait!!

Little Guns versus Box O'Truth 2 quickly followed, and some of the Ranger-T type bullets did fairly well in these ludicrous tests, but to bring them back to the level of abject incompetence they fired off some 9mm's from a G-26, and then took the step up to a G-27 and pronounced the excellent .40 caliber round to be a bad penetrator.

Beyond unbelievable. If only their sires had been bad penetrators, then impressionable folks who read such swill wouldn't be standing around shaking their heads today, and there'd be fewer people put in harms way because fat old retired guys without a clue took it upon themselves to present bogus information.

Missing was ANY new-ammunition in ANY caliber, and if you can't control your itch to view such nonsense then by all means have a look-see. Then go back to carrying your .38, or 9mm, or. 40 with REAL bullets designed for PEOPLE, with the understanding that modern technology beats fat old retired guys hands down.

Oh yeah, and FORG let it be known that he spent $23.15 in water, so don't fail to hesitate to click into paypal and reimburse him. You might want to leave a note that creating a Fackler Box** might be the way to go next time, but on second thought, trying to get him to understand even so simple a concept would be daunting for anyone whose patience did not rival Ghandi's, so forget I even mentioned coaxing him to do anything the right way.

*Scam, because it's simply too hard to believe that anyone can be this consistently dumb and still draw breath without an IDIOT'S GUIDE TO RESPIRATION present at all times. Hydro-Shock, over and out.

** Named after Doctor Fackler, the set-up uses water-baggies rather than jugs, and far more closely resembles ballistic gelatin which resembles a skinless hogs thigh which resembles human muscle tissue. Hollowpoints get enough of a bad rap having to pass an emulator emulating a simulacrum without bits and pieces of hard plastic gumming up the works.

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