I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Oh bama, look at the wax build up on these shoes. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.
Oh bama, look at the wax build up on these shoes. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.
ReplyDelete"Yes sah! Right away sah!
The Chin dictator is one small ass guy, but look at how his lil hand engulfs Barry's dainty paw.
ReplyDelete"Bow, roundeye, or I'll squeeze your hand even harder!"
ReplyDelete"Lower, Bally boy. Or I release real birth certificate we find in Aflica."
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