I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Monday, November 07, 2005
In China, Hunt on for Loch Ness Monster
World Health organizations were at first skeptical of this "hunt", then soon voiced alarm that such a monster would soon contract the dreaded bird-flu then mutate it into an all consuming monster-flu, thus threatening the health and well being of monsters the world over.
The northwestern US Sasquatch Society strongly protested China's inclusion into the realm of where-monsters-abide, and vowed to form an alliance with the Killer Vampire Bat Club as well as the Wolfmen Anonymous Organization of The Lower Antilles, in hopes of saving the monsters from any asian influence that could lead to their extinction.
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