Friday, November 25, 2005

Time To Come Clean...

BREITBART.COM - N.M. Gov Admits He Wasn't Baseball Pick

Yes, influenced by New Mexican Governor Bill Richardson's admission that, after careful consideration and due diligence, he came to the conclusion that he was NOT drafted by Major League baseball, I've decided to admit that I also was not drafted by the Kansas City Athletics, nor was I an astronaut who flew many secret missions in space for the CIA, a counter-intelligence submarine racer, or the first man to climb K-2 and back down again in a little over an hour and a half.

Not that I've ever told anyone that I did those things, but hey, now that I think about it I should have, and am somewhat ashamed for not having embellished my accomplishments.

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