Beaners Boo Miss USA

Lots to catch up, but lets start with some fluff. Yeah, virtually EVERYONE we pull from the gutter and help, anywhere in the world, eventually begins hating us because we ask them to at least follow our laws. That's the bottom line with the illegal mexicans traipsing across one border after another. They are breaking the law, we want them to stop, so they are pissed.

MEXICO CITY — It wasn't Miss USA's night.

Booed mercilessly at the Miss Universe pageant by a Mexican audience angry at U.S. immigration policy, and seen by millions of TV viewers as she slipped and fell on the pageant stage, Miss USA Rachel Smith nonetheless managed to take the high road and offer her Spanish-speaking hosts an enthusiastic, "Buenas noches Mexico. Muchas gracias!"

Smith, 22, from Clarksville, Tenn., who was crowned Miss USA last March, was continuously jeered by the mostly Mexican audience during the pageant's interview phase.

Miss Brazil is the babe in the silver, Miss Japan appears to be wearing something from Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, and while not a bow-wow is no way Miss Universe material, and poor Miss USA never did get the hang a'them high heels. And while I was unaware that Mexicans sported wood over crosseyed gals, it might be a way to lure the illegal ones into being captured. Full-sized posters of Miss NipponThese stapled to a paddy wagon door might be just the thing.