"John Kerry is the "botched joke" of American politics. For those of you keeping score at home, John Kerry has now called members of the U.S. military (a) stupid, (b) crazy, (c) murderers, (d) rapists, (e) terrorizers of Iraqi women and children. I wonder what he'll call them tomorrow. Whatever Karl Rove is paying John Kerry to say stupid things, it's worth every penny.
Now, back to the midterm elections ...
Even a dying party has death throes. If Democrats win a slight majority in the House or Senate, Americans will get shrill, insane leadership of the nation in time of war...
Democrats can't not be crazy. They will instantly set to work enacting a national gay marriage law, impeachment hearings, slavery reparations and a series of new federal felonies for abortion clinic protesters. The only way to get Democrats to focus on terrorists would be to convince them that the terrorists are interfering with a woman's right to choose or that commercial jetliners exploding in midair are a threat to America's wetlands...
As millions of lunatic Muslims plot to murder Americans, some Americans — we call them "Soccer Moms" — will cast a vote to save Michael J.* Fox this year. In the process, they will put all Americans at risk by voting for a frivolous, dying party."
Yes. Ann stops by here now and again. And she doesn't understand soccer-moms either.
*The "J" stands for, of all things, Jane. At birth, Michael's penis was so very tiny as to go unseen by the naked eye, doctor's mistook him for a bouncing baby girl, and his parents named him accordingly. Some pundits have come to referring to the J as Jittery, and that is just too low to even comment upon. He may still have a tiny dick, a girl's voice, and stand 5 foot nothing, but isn't that jittery at all.
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