Tuesday, November 07, 2006

An Inconvenient Truth


November 7, 2006 -- "THE DVD for Al Gore's global warming jeremiad, "An Inconvenient Truth," is being sent out in a disgusting-looking piece of ragged, speckled cardboard that seems like it recently passed through the entire digestive system of a large animal. "I didn't want to touch it without tweezers," said one critic, "but, curious, I opened up the package to find this note: 'Don't Throw This Mailer Away . . . Plant It and Grow Basil!

The mailer you are holding is handmade from natural, recycled and biodegradable materials. The seeds inside the paper will grow into Italian Flat Leafed Basil when planted. Tear the mailer into smaller pieces and soak the pieces in water for about 1/2 an hour. Cover the pieces with 1/4 inch of fine soil, indoors in a pot. Keep the soil warm and moist until the seeds germinate in approximately 3 weeks. The paper will recycle into the soil as the seeds burst into tasty Basil!' " "Now we know what eco-liberalism is really about," laughed our source. "More basil for their salads!"

Since, as a flaming liberal, it is Al Gore's mission in life to establish carbon dioxide factories across the entire US of A...enclaves of unproductive "citizens" whose only job is to procreate so that more of them become available to vote for Mr. Gore and his party of blissninnies... I find it ironic that he would then champion any cause that would limit emissions of harmful gases.

BUT...it's clear now that the container for his video was designed to make amends. Sure, the contents are full of shit, but you can plant the packaging!

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