Little white ball smacker says he's sorry for it all
"Amid mounting evidence that he had cheated on his wife, Tiger Woods this morning released the following statement:
"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.How odd. A slimy scuzzball who has cheated and trod upon every rule of common decency in his ascension to the pinnacle of that meaningless, stupid game, who'd a thunk he'd be a CHEATER too?
And what's worse...
The dickless little skunk cheating, being wussified enough to get his ass thoroughly beatdown by a woman half his size, or the sports and advertising medias glorifying this shitbird to the high heavens for all these years when knowing full well what a scumbola he was?
Answer: All of the above.