Celebrating The Founders

Yes siree, Bob...for $24.80 you too can have a collection of knives commemorating the Founding Fathers.

That's if your Founding Fathers happen to be asians who arrived in North America circa 8000 BC.

Do these guys have balls or are they just stupid? July 4th celebrates the founding of the United States of America. Duh. Then again, maybe Tennesseans haven't been told yet. Come to think of it, schools don't teach Civics until the 4th grade.