La Hoax

I've been making a concerted effort to absorb the Duke LaCross Hoax with an active mind. Not an open one but of course because sans filtration, minds can get as cluttered with more debris than a liberal's Protest-Bush-Pins sock drawer. Received an email informing me that the Duke African American Studies program had 15 faculty members with 33 students registered for the class, and not even this was goad enough to poke fun at so august an institution of low-as-you- can-go learning.

The Gang Of 88 profs who leaped at the opportunity to burn whitey were only doing what loonatic teachers do for giggles and grins. The black community that overwhelmingly voted for Nifong (95%) once they smelled blood in the water and just the right man to twist the knife, were only doing what many black communities do. Nifong himself was only taking a page from the Racist Elections For Dummies how-to manual, and the liberal press, well, say no more. The police? The lead detective took NO notes but every time a new question concerning the legitimacy of this case reared it's ugly head he speed-dialed the accuser and asked, "um, this is what you said before, right?" And forget the fact that she couldn't pick any of the men out of a photo lineup, then at long last managed to do so when only THEIR pictures were shown to her.

No. The travesty took shape when all of the above stars were in perfect alignment, and seriously now, what are the chances of that? No evidence, an accuser who changed her story each and every time one of the "facts" didn't fit, a DA that rushed to the liberal media for help whenever the defense council raised a discrepancy, and a far-left college that pulled the rug out from under the accused without so much as a trial.

If the cops believed every criminal looking to turn an unproductive evening of attempted felonies into fortune and fame...and yes, a whore like it or not IS a criminal...the justice system would grind to a complete halt.

But these cops did, and these teachers did, and the media outlets did, and this DA did. Headlines of WHITE BOYS RAPE POOR BLACK GIRL had the Jesse Jacksons and Al Sharptons scurrying for bully pulpits to pronounce I HAVE A SCHEME, but Al ain't nobodys dummy since he was Tawana'd once before, so the black posse bid its time making hangmens knots while awaiting the smoking gun that remained uncocked.

Now, usually the yellowstream media would be inundating shrinks the country, if not world, over, looking for a diagnosis to proclaim these poor boys to have been irrevocably injured beyond repair by this HOAX. But the crestfallen lads and lasses of primetime can't even do that, because, as we all know, so what if THEY aren't guilty, PLENTY of rich white folks ARE, and rich white folks don't need no help or pity and even if they did they can affored to buy all they want.

Ann Coulter has an updated take of her own entitled:

THE STRIPPER HAS NO CLOTHES