Thursday, October 11, 2007

Hillary versus Julie Annie

"Hillary Clinton leads GOP rival Rudy Giuliani in three key swing states, a new poll showed yesterday, prompting Team Clinton to mock Team Rudy for boasting he would clobber her in November 2008.

The latest Quinnipiac poll showed Clinton leading Giuliani in Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania by 3 to 6 points, a dramatic reversal from six months ago, when Giuliani led in those states.

The poll comes a week after the Giuliani campaign sought to portray him as the strongest candidate to run against Clinton. The campaign released hypothetical electoral maps showing Clinton with a definitive win over Giuliani in - drum roll, please - only two states."

I seriously doubt that come ACTUAL general election time, Pennsylvania would give the nod to Hillary, especially after witnessing a knock-down, drag-out mana-a-Shrillo debate battle for the hearts and minds of middle of the roaders who will most likely win or lose the thing for either camp. RodHam has gone virtually unscathed through the nomination process while her "opponents" lob powderpuff after powderpuff in her general direction with the hope of at least getting the VP nod, but head to head against Julie Annie makes it a no-brainer.

He wipes the floor with her and we all know what that means. THE LAUGH. The incredibly irritating, childish, spooky cackle that crawls its way out of her throat and sends children and small animals fleeing. Mr. Middle of The Road himself comes across as willing to listen to those begging for more free lunches while Mrs. Bill scares the trousers off of anyone not so certain of her promises to fork over their hard earned money to every last hobo who'd like to attend Harvard some day if only he had universal healthcare.

She wins South Florida hands down but the remainder of the state shrugs off its worries about the former gun-grabber turned Founding Father and unless Rudy seriously stumbles the Gunshine State is his for the taking.

Ohio? Who the hell knows. There is forever the chance that the stench emanating from Cleveland pollutes the entire state and Ohio may have forever crossed the line and entered the Loon Zone once and for all.

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