Christmas'y Thoughts

By accident the other day I happened to pause my surfing after landing upon Dancing With The Stars and couldn't help but think, in the 3 or 4 seconds it took to regain my sanity and switch to another channel, that small land mines hidden in the dance floor would make the show somewhat interesting to anyone with more than a dribble of testosterone. Not talking tank-killer explosions mind you, just enough of a kick to see who among those droids possesses the ability to tuck and roll upon finding themselves hurtling through the air.