"The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.
Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.
They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of "Godlessness."
Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession."
Just give them round-trip tickets to the middle east, Your Holiness. Holy water. Lots and lots of holy water cause this ones gonna be a toughie, but you fella's at least have experience so a good recommendation would be to read up on the crusades.
Damn if that isn't one wingdinger of a hat, eh?
Oh and PS, your Holiness; Might want to see if you can get your boys over to Iowa right quick, too. With Clinton's, and Hussein's, and Breck Girls running around your Satan Smashers can have a field day and still get to sleep in something resembling a quality hotel.