New Book Shows How to Build Lego Guns, Catapults

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  'Forbidden LEGO' promises to help you build rapid-fire automatic weapons out of popular little plastic bricks...

"Lego is set to turn slightly more sinister with the launch of an unofficial book that teaches children how to make weapons out of the iconic plastic bricks," warned London's Evening Standard.

Ahem. "Rapid-fire automatic weapons" meaning a really really fast PING-PONG ball launcher.

Good Lord but what WON'T they use to scare the Eloi.