Saturday, December 01, 2007

Rudy Needs To Find That Swagger...And Quickly

"During Wednesday's debate, Republicans saw the Rudy they've been doing their best to pretend did not exist. He wasn't the crime-fighting, terrorist-bashing, smiling hero they've come to like so much.

Instead, he was the gun-grabbing, abortion-supporting philanderer that Republicans don't waste much time with - especially here in Florida where conservatives turned the Terri Schiavo case into a national cause.

But if Giuliani gets his charming swagger back, his Florida strategy might still work, especially since just one week later a host of other big states - including New York, New Jersey and California, all where he fares well - will decide who the GOP nominee will be."

It doesn't get any more DEEP SOUTH than here, when speaking of the indigenous locals but of course, and if there's anything southerners love its a bona fide American hero. When the towers came down Rudy stood in the rubble and ran the show without missing a beat. Warts and all, among all of the contenders, he remains the only one who has met the elephant and walked away unscathed. McCain doesn't count because of his man-crush on Teddy Kennedy and the fact that the day after assuming office he'd be signaling the dems to get those amnesty bills cranking again.

Rudy wins Florida in a cakewalk, and crushes Mrs. Bubba as well. Many southerners believe him when he tells them to pay NYC no nevermind because what needed to be done there isn't anything they have to concern themselves with and they are happy to oblige. Manhattan might as well be Borneo and but of course a different world needs a different set of laws. He isn't taking THEIR guns away, no siree Bob. Lots of politicians have tried that and one look over the mantle at great-great grandaddy's blunderbuss shows how successful they were. Fight that crime with all you've got, Rudy. Help us fry the bastards what need frying, keep the Arabs off our land and we'll handle the rest thank you very much.

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