Thursday, April 15, 2010

Quick Hits: Lame Ass Jokes Of The Week

Lovely young woman awakens at the crack of dawn and without stopping to don a lick of clothing rushes to the coffee maker to get things going.

Just as the machine begins to percolate, she turns to face the window, remembering in something akin to shock that she'd forgotten to close the blinds.

Sure enough, her creepy old next door neighbor is standing outside the glass pleasuring himself.

"Oh sorry about that," he mumbles through the pane, "Did I come at a bad time?"
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Baby seal walks into a club...

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