Chat With Ann Coulter

So I get the following email:

Dear Fellow Conservative,

If you've ever wanted the chance to talk with Ann Coulter — well, now you've got it!

You see, Ann has just accepted my invitation to host a FREE live TeleForum on Friday, April 22nd at 2 p.m. Eastern (11 a.m. Pacific). And if you join us as a participant, you'll have the opportunity to ask Ann your very own question — live.

Participating in the event is easy — we'll call you, so all you have to do is answer your phone between 1:55 and 2:05 p.m. Eastern (10:55 and 11:10 a.m. Pacific) on April 22nd.

But participation in the Ann Coulter LIVE TeleForum is limited — so register now to ensure yourself a spot.

Hmmm....

Clicking the obligatory link then brought me to:

Choose a Teleforum Plan

Great Deal! 1 LIVE TeleForum for just $9.95.
*Special Bonus: A FREE 4-week trial subscription to Human Events. At the end of your trial, you will be conveniently renewed unless you notify us otherwise.
(*The FREE 4-week trial is for new subscribers only)

Best Deal! 12 LIVE Monthly TeleForums for just $39.95 (a 67% savings off the single rate).
*Special Bonus: A FREE 4-week trial subscription to Human Events. At the end of your trial, you will be conveniently renewed unless you notify us otherwise.
(*The FREE 4-week trial is for new subscribers only)

Sweet moses on a pogo.

Pay to speak with Ann Coulter?

For the kind of cash these hobo's want she better be whispering $@%^&*%*&*%!#@$%&() with applesauce and a pineapple.