Breaking News...
House police are investigating reports of gunfire in the parking lot. Cable stations are blowing hot air and little else at this point in time.
We'll be back if it warrants more bloviating.
AND MORE
The whole fiasco began with a phone call. No one claimed they saw anything, just some loud noises, and it seems that some detweiler mistook the sounds of construction work for gunfire.
Gee, and here the Brady Bunch was readying a TOLD YOU SO response, and this frigged up their day but good. Was kinda fun watching the cops scurry about while the cable news teams made mistake after mistake because nary a one of them knows shit from shinola about anything. Anyone else remember a time when news people weren't total fricking retards? I do admit that seeing that tons-of-fun D.C. police sergeant spokescow waddle her way to and from the microphone WAS starting to make me ill, so it's good they wrapped this up.
4 comments:
it was almost like the news stations were waiting for such an non news worthy story, I'm sure Glenn Beck will be happy
Women dropping like flies from anxiety attacks appears to be the only casualties, so far. The MSM breathlessly awaits further news to keep us riveted.
I was making a list of who I wanted to hear about being shot.
Damn.
LOL. Yep. Times like that we can only hope for the best.
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