Knights Of The Dumb Table

Britain is, Once Again, Safe From Marauding Bands of Klingons

Misha has the scoop on the UK's attempt to rid the streets of senseless acts of violence commited by aliens.

For real. It's modern Britain and you couldn''t make this shit up if you wanted to. Just take a look at the serious face this man has on. How in the name of all that's holy did he manage to heft that thing and not laugh his ass off is beyond me. Sort of reminds me of the time Kirk fought Spock when the Vulcan was going through a serious case of the hots during pahn-far time of the month. You don't think this Bobby is really on the prowl for some green bitch, do ya?

Nah.