Sunday, May 28, 2006

Straight From His Very Own Blog...


Iranian President Imofpoorhygiene Speaks About His Love Letter To George...

"Just wanted you to know that we hung the interpreter who told us that Condi Rice meant Free Fellatio in English slang, so please pass along my apologies to your Secretary of State for presenting her with those monogramed knee pads. And remember that boil on my Virgin-Breaker I was telling you about? Well it burst on it's own, Alahlu Ahkbar, and a good thing because I just learned that the French were sending a Jew specialist and could you imagine a Hebrew taking into his hands the most adored thing all women in creation are to be craving for..."

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