Monday, September 04, 2006

Cable, Internet Access, Conjugal Visits...So What's Missing?

Mickey-D's, Of Course!

September 4, 2006
-- "Big Mac may be coming to the big house.

The New York City Department of Correction is cooking up plans to bring a fast-food restaurant to Rikers Island.

The idea is to give workers at the nation's largest municipal prison complex an alternative to the meals they now get: the same grub that is fed to inmates.

"Experience has shown there is demand for alternative food options, as well as unmet demand at the beginning and end of tours," the department said in a classified ad seeking restaurant operators.

Uniformed employees are given one free meal a day at Rikers. It is unclear whether the city would pay for their fast-food fix. The department couldn't be reached for comment yesterday.

The ad requests "expressions of interest" to build and operate a fast-food concession at Rikers. It ran in Nation's Restaurant News, an industry trade publication.

"They certainly have a captive audience," joked Dean Poll, operator of the Boathouse Restaurant in Central Park, a city concession.

There will be plenty of potential customers. Every day approximately 7,500 department employees pass by the proposed site for the fast-food joint. More than 1,100 visitors pass through the Rikers Visitor Center five days a week, the department says in the ad."

It was, after all, only a matter of time before some lunatic liberal prison system hit upon the idea to feature fast food cuisine, and the wonder of it all is why they havn't included wine-tasting seminars as well.

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