I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Sports Shorts
"Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens has denied a police report that he attempted suicide, saying he was groggy because he had mixed painkillers with supplements. "It's very unfortunate for it to go from an allergic reaction to a suicide attempt," Owens said. Full Story ...
"I'z depressed. I wanted ta hurt maseff. My shouldermapads were too tight. Wassat? You writin' this shit down? Fuck no, I'z ok..."
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