Wednesday, September 06, 2006

So Hows About Some More Tidbits From The Palace Of Purity That Is Pro Football...


"According to a report in Wednesday's Detroit Free Press, Cullen, who was hired by first-year head coach Rod Marinelli to coach the team's defensive line, has been arrested twice in the past two weeks.

The first arrest, on Aug. 24, was for alleged indecent and obscene conduct. The second, on Sept. 1, was for alleged drunk driving. Both occurred in Dearborn, MI.

Cullen did not respond to a Free Press reporter's request for a comment, but later issued a statement through the team. "I would like to apologize to the Detroit Lions organization, our fans, my family and friends for any embarrassment these incidents have caused. These incidents represent a mistake in judgment on my part. I deeply regret them and have learned a valuable lesson. It won't happen again."

In the nude-driving incident, the description on the police ticket read "driving on a public street without any clothes on. (NUDE)." In the drunk-driving incident, Cullen's blood-alcohol level was reportedly 0.12, above the Michigan legal limit of .08."

So okay then. Here's yet another under-educated bum getting paid a few hundred grand a year to coach football, and he drinks himself into a stupor and takes a joyride in the buff. Gotta love institutions that create such swine. Makes the rest of us feel so very much better about ourselves in comparison. and that's really what pro-sports is all about. Watching entertaining nutjobs.

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