Remember the deranged broad who was swept off the front page when Anna Nicole changed her address to the brown side of the grass?
They've finally gotten around to charging her...
ORLANDO, Fla. — "Florida prosecutors charged an astronaut Friday with trying to kidnap a woman she saw as a rival for a space shuttle pilot's affections, but they declined to file an attempted murder charge that had been recommended by police.
Lisa Nowak, 43, was formally charged almost a month after she was arrested at an Orlando airport parking lot.
Police have said the Houston mother of three had raced 900 miles in her car from Texas to Orlando on Feb. 5 to confront the woman. She donned a wig and trench coat, then sprayed a chemical into the woman's car when she wouldn't let Nowak in, police said.
In addition to attempted kidnapping with intent to inflict bodily harm, state prosecutors charged Nowak on Friday with burglary with an assault using a weapon and battery."
Well hells bells, of course the Only Ones recommended she be charged with attempted murder. It'd be what they would charge ANYONE that'd look cross-eyed at one of their own, but thankfully this poor demented skank has to fight only the lesser charges. Just being herself has got to be cruel and unusual punishment.
Was that too harsh?
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