Thursday, October 11, 2007

Muslims Leaders Warn Pope 'Survival of World' at Stake

"The "survival of the world" is at stake if Muslims and Christians do not make peace with each other, leaders of the Muslim world will warn the Pope and other Christian leaders today.

In an unprecedented open letter signed by 138 leading scholars from every sect of Islam, the Muslims plead with Christian leaders "to come together with us on the common essentials of our two religions" and spell out the similarities between passages of the Bible and the Koran.

...The letter continues: "With the terrible weaponry of the modern world; with Muslims and Christians intertwined everywhere as never before, no side can unilaterally win a conflict between more than half of the world's inhabitants. Thus our common future is at stake. The very survival of the world itself is perhaps at stake."

Nope. The survival of Islam is what is at stake, fella's. Tripped yourself up when mentioning "terrible weaponry of the modern world", because of these you've none. Wanna impress the ever loving shit out of not only the Pope, but all of us?

Send some letters to your crazy asshole pals. Warn them.

Last I checked, the Vatican wasn't stockpiling nukes.

We do.

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