"During a briefing by (self-appointed national mommy) Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, NBC White House reporter Chuck Todd sneezed into his hand, and not his sleeve.
Without missing a beat, the Obama administration's point person on swine flu quickly demonstrated proper procedure…sneeze into your arm!"
The sneeze-into-your-arm DEMAND is of course for peons only.
The Emperor, you see, emits pure diamond-trimmed gold dust and can damned well spread it to anyone at will.
As can be seen from the following video.