Saturday, September 05, 2009

Quick Pitch: Danish Study Suggests Hillary Clinton May Live Forever

People With Thin Thighs Die Sooner, Study Finds

"Our results suggest that there might be an increased risk of premature death related to thigh size," Berit Heitmann of Copenhagen University Hospital and Peder Frederiksen of Glostrup University Hospital wrote."

They didn't mention ankles.

So maybe, just maybe, we'll be rid of Hillary before the dawning of the next century, grotesque thighs or not.

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