I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!
The quizzes are written by commies. They think American means trash. You only score 100% if you're a drunken bum in debt who never votes - and a mortgage doesn't count as debt - it's a leveraged buy-out.
You beat my ass because they give extra points to old squids.
I agree with the mortgage deal, Pat. At least one of the fancy boys doin' the accounting thing does so I just nod like I'm following him. If I frown for no reason then they go.."OR, we could try this..." and I laugh inside.
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Ya...wondered bout that myself...I came up 89%...and I know that ain't right...I'm as 100% as it gets....but regardless...I still beat yur ass....
The quizzes are written by commies. They think American means trash. You only score 100% if you're a drunken bum in debt who never votes - and a mortgage doesn't count as debt - it's a leveraged buy-out.
You beat my ass because they give extra points to old squids.
I agree with the mortgage deal, Pat. At least one of the fancy boys doin' the accounting thing does so I just nod like I'm following him. If I frown for no reason then they go.."OR, we could try this..." and I laugh inside.
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