Thursday, May 11, 2006

This Just In...

...from an old friend somewhere along the Iranian border.

"Never believed the rumors because it's like we always told the kids, don't assume shit, but damn me if they aren't true.

Now we say that in Mesopotamia it's easy as hell to seperate the men from the boys. As long as you have a crowbar."

3 comments:

Joubert said...

A bucket of cold water works just as well as a crowbar - except in the case of dogs with their "knots." Maybe the camel-f...ers also have knots.

Anonymous said...

May be premature, but at long last...

Paybacks are hell.

Fits said...

Richard Burton was a fave of mine. Reported to be one helluva swordsman, and wasn't he the one who first translated The Night of 1000 Nights And A Night, that is know as 1001 Arabian Nights?

Been a while since I checked him out but I seem to recall he did so, and the guy was probably one of the first true mercenaries as we've come to know them as today.