Friday, September 15, 2006

Say It Ain't So! Blissninnies Attack Swiss Mini Gun!



"...A national police organization notes that unlike air guns, SwissMiniGuns can be concealed and shoot with gunpowder bullets that travel at 400-plus feet per second. These bullets could be aimed at the face."

Gasp. At the FACE? And do what? Pop a zit? They are cool little toys, you liberal asswipes, and can do less damage than a rubber band launched from a ruler. But wait a sec, who in the sam hill is making a fuss over these cute toys...

...National Police...okay, say no more...

"Joe Occhipinti of the National Police Defense Foundation was alarmed by the SwissMiniGun’s potential uses, noting, “In a routine stop, a guy could certainly make a joke, and 'Say see my little gun here?' point at the officer and shoot. It looks like a key chain and [an officer’s] guard would be down."

Occhipinti added, "I could easily see a passenger attempting to go to an airport take out a key chain put in with coins in the little basket. No one would detect that."

SwissMiniGuns cannot be legally imported into the United States because the barrel is less than three inches long -- in this case, a lot less.

No SwissMiniGuns have been recovered here yet, but McMahon admits, “If it came into the United States, it would be a concern.”

This alert is the result of a single officer in Maryland seeing the gun on a Web site and alerting other officers, including the National Police Defense Foundation.

CBS 2 News learned of the weapon and passed word on to the ATF. It is an example of officers using the Internet the way some terrorists do but in this case, to combat them."

And that's that. Terrorists are going to fork over between $5000 and $30,000...yes these baby's are expensive...to, well I haven't a clue what they'd do with them. They can't harm anyone, anymore than the aforementioned rubber band from a ruler or paper clip from a rubber band, and terrorists, you idiots, wish to make grandiose statements and wouldn't be caught DEAD with such a toy. The kinetic energy from such a "weapon" is is miniscule (.7 ft-lbs.) and couldn't wound anything bigger than a very small spider. Perhaps.

They task me. Liberals do task me. And if today's policemen are really and truly afraid of the Swiss Mini Gun then they are in need of a new line of work.

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