"TIME could be called on the traditional beer glass thanks to Health and Safety jobsworths.
The Home Office has called in a team of designers to develop a new range of safer drinkware.
The move follows growing concern at the number of violent incidents involving glass pint jars.
Sebastian Conran, who heads the Home Office's Design and Technology Alliance Against Crime, said: "There are existing plastic glasses and if you go to a baseball game in the United States you can buy beer in a paper cup.At American sporting events and concerts, beer is drunk from a paper cup so as to allow roaming vendors to carry more of them at a time, and to drastically reduce cleanup efforts.
Beer is NOT drunk from a glass because the United States government feels that such receptacles are DANGEROUS.
Fucking Brits just can't GET any more pussified, now can they...