Or...At Long Last, Burying The Blowhard...A Conservative Eulogy
Teddy Kennedy was an awful human being. For example, someday someone will total the number of women he molested and such a staggering sum is certain to make Bill Clinton green with envy. And wasn't it a shame that he could drink like a fish but not swim like one when it counted.
Yet I come to bury geezer not to praise him...yes...to most liberal democrats rape and drunkenness is one of the benefits of rising to high office and worthy of accolade, but no, I merely wish to offer that wasn't it a coinky-dink that dearest Teddy kicked the bucket just when Emperor Obie was on vacation...
Of course, no such thing happened. It was simply a case of the family pulling the plug at the most propitious time. I'll lay dollars to doughnuts that The Swimmer had been brain dead for some weeks, and the relatives awaited word from Obie on when he was taking the family on vacation so wouldn't it be a good time...since you're in the neighborhood and all... to make a slight diversion from screwing the country in order to say farewell to the Lyin' of the Senate.
And I could be wrong but I do not imagine that The Swimmer was placed on any waiting list when it came to medical treatments. Just a gut feeling.
Just think; Senator Edward Kennedy is famous for taking money from people who worked for a living and giving it to those who refused to.
Nowadays such a life is exalted.
If he was the best the libs could offer we've really nothing to fret about as long as we keep both eyes open.
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