Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Obama Issues Yet Another Vow To Plug The "Damned Hole..."

Maybe even all 18

Washington, D.C.  AP: Spotted on the golf course during the inauguration of golfs new "Sink A Putt For The Handicapped" program, President Barack Obama pledged yet again to work tirelessly in securing an end to the millions of gallons of crude oil pumping into the gulf.

"You might want to think of me as a modern day OJ," the President told hole-side reporters, "He traveled the globe looking for the real guy that killed his wife and I myself will leave no stone unturned in getting to the bottom of this problem and punishing the guilty party or parties. So what if he played a little golf along the way. Man's gotta let his hair down, know what I mean?"

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