Monday, May 01, 2006

Mayday...Mayday...Mayday...Beaners Walk Off...

Well now. Here it is late afternoon on Commie Day, and illegal mobs took to the streets in our big cities.

Yawn.

Guess NASA couldn't run today, and major brain surgeries across the nation had to be cancelled, and Wall Street came to a screeching halt.

Whats that, you say? Some lettuce and strawberries were left unpicked and this MIGHT give the farmers an idea to switch to automation like the rest of the world?

Dastardly thought. Then what the hell would we do with these criminals? They can't vote, don't pay taxes, drain the logistics of every major city in the nation, and you want to send in Room-Bot to vaccum instead of some felonious beaner? Don't you know that our prisons offer a better lifestyle than living in Mehico? Why, we'd need a well guarded wall to keep these miscreants off of our lawns. A wall, strong men to guard it, and where the hell are we finding the money?

Year or two of savings from not letting the wetbacks attack?

Good point.

2 comments:

Lemuel Calhoon said...

Careful. You might make a liberal cry.

Fits said...

Can't have that now. The whole thing amazes me. I thought it was only in France that morons could protest in such a manner.