Saturday, June 03, 2006

Ragheads Foiled...

TORONTO - "Canadian authorities said Saturday they had foiled plans for terrorist attacks in southern Ontario with the arrests of 17 people who were "inspired by al-Qaida."

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said they had arrested 12 male adults and five youths on terrorism-related charges, including plotting attacks with explosives on Canadian targets. The suspects were either citizens or residents of Canada and had trained together, they said.

"This group took steps to acquire three tons of ammonium nitrate and other components necessary to create explosive devices," said assistant Royal Canadian Mounted Police commissioner Mike McDonell."

Oyez, oyez. The terror-twats of the world were at it again, and it's a shame the ASSociated Press is so very much afraid to disclose the NATIONALITY of these camel humpers, but let me take a wild ass stab in the dark and call them MOSLEMS. Thankfully, these representatives of the religion of Piss-drinkers were apprehending before doing any harm, along with 5 disadvantaged yutes, and I'll lay cash money out that even the "kids" were inbred sand fleas looking for their virgins in the sky.

And really now, just how incompetent must one be to get nabbed by the Canucks? All that space and half a dozen law enforcement officers every 100 miles or so means our wastral lads were about as clandestine as Rosie O'Donnell trying to hide her gargantuan ass in an old neighborhood ice cream parlor.

Uh huh...the ugly fat broad with the strawberry mustache is the TV dyke, and oh yeah, those islamarats are making a bomb...

You go, Sergeant Preston.

And thanks to His Majesty for the tip.

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