Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Okay, So Say You're McDonald's And Feeling The Heat From Your Fat-Ridden Product Line...

What do you do?

You make 'em even FATTIER.

"Starting Wednesday fast food fans in Southern California will be able to try the Angus Third Pounder, a beefy sandwich that McDonald's bills as "new hope for our nation of beef lovers."

Comprised of a third-pound of USDA-inspected Angus beef — which is widely purported to be a superior meat — the burger comes in three varieties, allowing the consumer to choose toppings ranging from American cheese, Swiss cheese, mushrooms and bacon."

Boy oh boy, but Prince Charles is really gonna be pissed.

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