Friday, September 14, 2007

The Only Ones Shooting Themselves In The Chest Enough

A massive overnight search for suspects in the shooting of a San Antonio-area school police officer ended abruptly when the officer finally admitted that he shot himself.

The episode began just before midnight last night when San Antonio police received a call from Northside school district police Officer Patrick Ritchey. The white officer said he was attacked by two Hispanic men who grabbed his service handgun and shot him twice in the chest. Only his bullet-resistant vest kept him from serious injury.

An intensive air and ground, door-to-door search failed to turn up any suspects. San Antonio police detectives say that after two hours, Ritchey admitted that he shot himself.

San Antonio police are considering charges, and Northside school district officials are considering disciplinary action."

"Considering" charges. "Considering" disciplinary action. I see. Anyone want to volunteer for a little experiment? Shoot yourself, call the police and tell them 2 hispanics did it, then get back to me if they press charges after you shout "SURPISE! It was really ME!"

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