Rumor has it, and the rumor is so dad-gumbed persistent that I'm reporting upon it without a shred of bloody evidence. Except, well, except for this story. Rumor has it that the biggest car-theft rings in the Gunshine State are run by the South Florida police.
And one of my closest friends, Gene, is proof positive of why I like Southerners so much. Life hands them a lemon and they just go about making some damned good lemonade.
"Well yer better off with a cop stealin' your vehicle, after all. Least ways ya'll know he'll just take the car and won't be killin' you for no good reason."