Friday, December 16, 2005

Cue Twilight Zone Music

"We had a plane go down in the Central African Republic. A twin-engine plane. Small plane. And we couldn't find it," the 81-year-old 39th President reveals to GQ magazine's Wil S. Hylton. "So we oriented satellites that were going around the Earth every 90 minutes to fly over that spot where we thought it might be and take photographs. We couldn't find it."

Carter continues: "The director of the CIA came and told me that he had contacted a woman in California who claimed to have supernatural capabilities. And she went into a trance and she wrote down latitudes and longitudes, and we sent our satellite over that latitude and longitude, and there was the plane."

Digging deeper into his personal X-Files, Carter claims he once sighted a UFO."

Yeah. He was a whack-job as a President and continues to be a whack-job as an ex-President. None of the above actually happened, the lady who gave the right coordinates, I mean. She gave them so many numbers the CIA was disgusted but had orders to look for such things in people. Easily fooled by the invisible, Carter believed a lot of things sane folks shy away from. Still does.

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