Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Wanna place bets this dingbat is a Democrat?

Behaviorist: Panting Noise Is Dog Laughter photo

SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) - "An animal behaviorist says she's figured out what dogs are doing when they make that excited panting noise while playing or anticipating a much desired walk. They're laughing. Patricia Simonet, development and program coordinator for Spokane County Regional Animal Protection..."

Sweet mother of pearl, have you ever even owned a dog, Patricia? They can't perspire, you see, so they pant when they're excited to relieve the built up, ah to hell with it. Laughing. Dogs are laughing when they pant. And while stopping to water a fire hydrant they're really giving directions when they lift their legs like that.

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