The Real Brains Behind Pajamas Media Found...Previously Known For...
High-Tech Toilet Rinses and Warms Bottoms
On guarantee of total anonymity, a successful inventor revealed to Messenger that he in fact is the major investor behind Pajamas Media.
"I made a mint on my rinse-your-ass-never-wipe toilet," Scott Pinizzotto said in an exclusive interview. "So how much of a stretch was it from the modern outhouse to the internet? And with my experience with assholes this was a match made in heaven..."
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