Sunday, June 18, 2006

"Tommy's Gunpacks"...For When You...


...Simply MUST prove to the world what rampant homosexuality can resemble when left unchecked. On sale for $29.99 wherever faggy, strike that, FANNY packs are sold. I'd recommend stencilling the outside with as large a caveat as possible. Something along the lines of THERE'S NO GUN IN HERE, I'M JUST A FAG, since there are only two things an inquisitive bad guy would imagine upon spying such a rig.

Yeah, the "Safe and Snug" got me too.

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