I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
"Tommy's Gunpacks"...For When You...
...Simply MUST prove to the world what rampant homosexuality can resemble when left unchecked. On sale for $29.99 wherever faggy, strike that, FANNY packs are sold. I'd recommend stencilling the outside with as large a caveat as possible. Something along the lines of THERE'S NO GUN IN HERE, I'M JUST A FAG, since there are only two things an inquisitive bad guy would imagine upon spying such a rig.
Yeah, the "Safe and Snug" got me too.
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