But with restrictions as befitting an international criminal.
"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has applied for a U.S. visa, according to State Department officials.
The official advises that the application will be much like the one Ahmadinejad went through last year for his visa. His application will most probably be denied based on the travel restriction as an Iranian government official, but that should be waived, and he would then be allowed to come into the U.S. for the meeting, but probably with a limited 25-mile travel radius."
The radius should of course be reduced to a 6' deep plot of unconsecrated ground, but it's at least somewhat comforting to know that this madman doesn't get in with carte blanch.
"...and of course I'll need to bring my favorite goats, Jumir and Kamira, but failing that, could you please allow me access to the Central Park Zoo..."
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