"Republicans beware: Frightmeister Stephen King has signed on with the leftist group MoveOn.org to recruit volunteers to host Halloween dialing parties this weekend. Callers will urge voters to send GOP members of Congress to the political graveyard. "If I know anything, I know scary. And giving this President and this out-of-control Congress two more years to screw up our future is downright terrifying. Thankfully, this national nightmare is one we can end with - literally - a wakeup call," King says in an E-mail to MoveOn supporters..."
Yes, the Ugliest Author Alive tm, has shown his true colors, and why not? He's ready to hang up the word processor and quit writing as a fulltime gig, so it's on to bitching about what real men do for a living. There WAS a time when his work suggested a certain level of genuiine talent, but that was soon quashed when he came to the conclusion that dashing off one horrendous mini-novel after another was good enough to keep the soccer mom's frightened and panting for more. But since not ALL soccer mom's are Dumocraps, FrankenKing kept his childish fantasy of the real world under wraps to keep those megabucks rolling in.
A Hack joins up with Move-On. How surprising. Perhaps after yet another face-lift he'll soon appear in Soros-sponsored commercials for Hillary.
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