October 26, 2006 -- "SHE'S never giving that kid back.
Speaking in a weird half-British accent, Madonna told a burbling Oprah Winfrey that the child she manipulated away from his dirt poor African dad is better off with the sluttish superstar than with his own people.
"And I say: God bless you for that!" clueless Oprah cheered, as she failed to ask a single tough question.
For half an hour, one know-nothing celeb egged on another to spin a tale of saving the African continent. Disgusting.
Oprah: "With all the other real atrocities going on in the world, all this attention is focused on you. When did you realize this had become this big of a deal?"
Madonna blamed the media, naturally, for screwing up her adoption of David Banda. She admitted she determined he was HIV-negative before taking him home.
She was severely patronizing to David's dad, Yohane - who has said he didn't realize he was giving up David "for good."
"This is a simple man who comes from a village who has nothing," she snipped.
"Suddenly he is besieged by the media of the world" - implying Yohane was too dumb to deal with reporters, but smart enough to understand he was giving Madonna his kid.
Madonna offered: "I was told [in Malawi]: 'There is a possibility you won't be able to adopt him.' I was told to look around at all the orphanages and I had to come up with other candidates."
Good God, girl. Did officials try to steer you away from David because this boy had a family?
Oprah never asked.
She also failed to challenge Madonna's assertion that Yohane never visited David at the orphanage where he was placed after his mother died. Some reports said Yohane walked 25 miles a week to see his son.
"He looked into my eyes and said to me he was grateful I was going to give his son a life and, had he kept him in the village, he would have buried him. I didn't really need any more confirmation," Madonna sniffed.
So she secured Yohane's permission to take his flesh - in writing.
Oprah didn't mention he could not read.
Don't trust these women with innocents."
Couple of decades ago and Oprah would have been the stuff bad science fiction was made of. A person so incredibly dumb that people believed her to be deep. The female version of Peter Sellers' character Chauncey Gardner in the movie "Being There". Madonna just proves that the right slut in the right place and time can make a bundle. Then again, every lucky whore has known that. Put the two of them, the irresistable slut and the immovable idiot, in the same space and time and we're fortunate the world itself did not implode.
The NY Daily News sees this far differently, but of course, and delivers a puff piece as they giggily recall the good old days when anyone with enough cash could have their very own little negro.
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