"The BlackHawk Night-Ops Gladius is the most innovative handheld tactical illumination tool to ever arrive on the scene. The Gladius will revolutionize the way you think and operate in hostile reduced light situations. There has been nothing like it on the market before. Do not let its somewhat familiar exterior lead you to some early false conclusions!"
No. Never leap to early false conclusions. Or false early conclusions. Or conclusions that are false because they're early. Or vice versa.
And never, ever call this a flashlight. Who'd spend $200 for a fricking flashlight?
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