Saturday, December 16, 2006

Priceless...

Here’s a safety tip for you….

In a head to head conflict between a 1998 Ford Contour and a 1997 Acura, the 98 Contour is the overwhelming winner.

On a chilly Sunday afternoon the Contour met head to head with the Acura.

Damage to Ford Contour…

  • Busted front grill
  • Mangled front bumper
  • Damaged headlight
  • Shattered turn signal
  • Damaged front quarter panel

Contour could be driven home

Damage to Acura

  • Both Headlights shattered
  • One turn signal missing and unaccounted for
  • Mangled hood
  • Doors non functional
  • Front grill missing or unrecognizable
  • Front bumper missing and unaccounted for
  • Both front quarter panels damaged beyond repair
  • Both front tires flattened
  • Front axle broken
  • Windshield damaged
  • Door handles missing
  • Air Bags deployed
  • Overall Car length 18 inches shorter

Acura damaged so badly that a tow truck had to carry it away

Look on tow truck driver’s face…..

Priceless…

I do not know the proprietor of this web log. Whomever is responsible for "The Pitbull On Proctor Street", well, I like the cut of his/her jib. Controlled insanity is quite refreshing.

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