I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Salting An Officer...Continued
At long last...well almost a day...we've the picture of the dastardly McDonald's employee who with clear malice aforethought over-seasoned an Only Ones Big Mac. Notice if you will, the shifty eyes, the unkempt collar, the fly-away hair. Clearly a criminal if ever there was one.
Gee. If I'd have known you could get fast food joint employees tossed in the can for bad food I'd have done it myself years ago. Hell, who wouldn't. We'd have put them out of business before most of America got all fat.
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